top of page

LSPD cops shot down

Author: Dilkington

In what appears to be a terrorist attack on the outskirts of Los Santos, six police officers have been gunned down. The attack took place at around 8:30 on a Monday morning.

Additional police rushed to the scene alongside several Ambulances but the six officers were all pronounced dead at the scene.

 

A statement issued by the chief of police reads that "each of the fallen officers recieved bullet wounds to the head and chest with... worrying precision".

 

The secretary of defense for Los Santos, Jed Vilucci, stated at a press conference today that the crime scene analysis has confirmed the shooters to be professional marksmen.

 

He had this to say; "It is important to understand the seriousness of this situation. These terrorists are dangerous, they are unhinged, and they will act.

 

It is absolutely necessary for us to issue the immediate lockdown of Los Santos. Police officers will be on every street corner making sure that these terrorists cannot enter our city."

Our journalist Allen James reports that an LSPD patrol car was heading to a domestic disturbance call when four cars swerved into the road, rammed the two officers in their car and shot them in the chest and head.

Eye witnesses have not been confirmed.

 

A remaining four officers were called out to investigate and were also gunned down. The chief of police's first response to Weazel News was; "This is why we need armoured trucks and taser drones.

 

Six of my fine men lost their lives today and I intend to use this false flag to bring in martial law!"

Police are urging citizens to be on the look out for strange activites and suspicious individuals.

 

On the LSPD county website the police have asked people to report the following:

-People who are ex-military

-Anyone with access to a firearm of any kind

-Conspiracy theorists

-Muslims

-Russians

-Teenage boys who play violent video games

Further reports suggest that the chief of police's usage of the term "false flag" may suggest that he knows something the rest of us don't.

 

Is this a government cover-up? A genuine terrorist attack?

Let us know what you think in our exciting new E-Twat poll exclusive to our website www.alternativewacko.com.

 

Stay in the know and look out for further news and inside information.

bottom of page